carrie

• Age: 26
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Scorpio
• Zodiac Year: Rooster
• Occupation: window licker

About Me

I'm probably better than you.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

I love the sticky sweet cock!

Interests

• suburban economics
• beer
• little oranges
• pussy
• bonghits

Favorite Movies

• Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
• Dead Alive
• Love Liza
• Happiness
• The Big Lebowski

Favorite Music

• pixies
• billie holiday

Favorite Books

• who ever really read a book anyway?

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