Hans the Destroyer

• Age: 252
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Libra
• Zodiac Year: Rat
• Industry: Arts
• Occupation: Part-time loser
• Location: boonies : Pacific Northwest : United States

About Me

I'm in art college as of now. I like horses and dogs. I have one of each. I can draw and paint, and write on occasion. I enjoy cloudy days and meloncholy things. I'm getting lazier by the day, so don't be surprised when I hardly ever update. The decline of my blog is inevitable...

Why does the color blue mean raspberry-flavored?

Because people are fucking retarded, that's why.

Interests

• Horseback Riding
• Jousting
• Horse Archery
• Swordfighting
• Historical costuming
• Fashion
• Art Nouveau
• Painting
• Acting
• Cynicism
• Satire
• Sarcasm
• Nerds
• Nerd Boys
• Insomnia
• Animals
• Pirates
• Thai Food
• Edward Gorey
• Tim Burton
• LOTR
• Pragmatism
• Procrastinating
• Sensualism
• haughtiness
• linguistics
• Deutsch.

Favorite Movies

• SLEEPY HOLLOW
• Interview with the Vampire
• Igby Goes down
• Requiem for a Dream
• Stage Beauty
• Napoleon Dynamite
• Gladiator
• Quills
• Boys Don't Cry
• Willow
• Pirates of the Caribbean
• Nightmare Before Christmas
• A Night at the Roxbury
• Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
• The Last Unicorn
• Monty Python
• Little Women
• Jurassic Park
• I Heart Huckabees
• Garden State
• Any Period Film
• LOTR
• ect

Favorite Music

• Soundtracks- Lots of them (yes- I AM a nerd)
• Danny Elfman
• Everclear
• Deep Forest
• No Doubt
• Cake
• Jeff Buckley
• Elvis Presley
• Johnny Cash
• The Postal Service
• Classical
• Bach
• Bluegrass
• Weezer
• Indian
• The Killers
• The Bravery
• Death Cab For Cutie
• Coldplay.

Favorite Books

• The Poisonwood Bible
• The Gashlycrumb Tinies
• History
• Picture Books
• The Scarlet Letter
• The Dictionary
• The Awakening
• The House of Mirth
• The Grapes of Wrath
• The Ape That Spoke
• The Language Instinct
• Art Books.

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