| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Licensed drug dealer and grad-school dropout |
| Location | The South...of CA, United States |
| Introduction | Quoted from my Leo mug: "You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. You arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves." If you don't know what "jameed" is, well, it is sun-dried yogurt. Regarded as the acme of Jordanian invention, jameed is primarily used for cooking "mansaf". Grumpygourmet.com describes the mansaf as "an enormous platter layered with crepe-like traditional "shraak" bread, mounds of glistening rice and chunks of lamb that have been cooked in a unique sauce made from reconstituted jameed and spices, sprinkled with golden pine nuts." To the best of my knowledge, no other nation has managed to dry yogurt. |
| Interests | keyboards, South Park, world cinema, soccer, immunology, HIV, ...oh and drugs |
| Favorite Music | New Age, Yanni, Secret Graden, Ottmar Liebert, Gipsy Kings, Keiko Matsui, 80s Arabic, Jordanian Folk, Amr Diab, hishik bishik |
| Favorite Books | Short illustrated ones! |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
The satellite dish will fold back in its place up my butt. (Inspired by the classic SP episode)
