On Blogger since April 2004
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Aircraft Mechanic |
| Location | San Antonio, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm fat, disgusting, bitter, old, and spiteful. I have few friends and no hope. I keep praying I won't wake up tomarrow but no matter how much beer, cholesterol, and saturated fat I eat, my fucking heart just keeps going. It's like that damn energizer bunny. |
| Interests | Beer, and pissing people off. |
| Favorite Movies | High Strung, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Redneck Zombies From Hell, Jabberwocky, Time Bandits, 1941, Oh Brother Where Art Thou. |
| Favorite Music | The Reverend Horton Heat. |
| Favorite Books | Anything from Terry Pratchett, especially Good Omens. |
You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
Why are all these questions so fucking stupid? Can't you come up with something intelligent?