| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Tutor/Writer |
| Location | Irvine, California, United States |
| Introduction | "I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork." -- Peter De Vries |
| Interests | writing, baseball, writing about baseball, theatre, psychology, astrology, wit, humor, satire, sleeping, collecting dust |
| Favorite Movies | When Harry Met Sally, Dead Poets' Society, Waiting For Guffman, Singin' in the Rain, Grease, Rain Man, Swingers, Rush Hour, Noises Off! |
| Favorite Music | Billy Joel, John Mayer, Christine Lavin, Bowling For Soup, Beatles, Frank Sinatra |
| Favorite Books | anything by David Sedaris, anything by Jhumpa Lahiri, pretty much anything |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
My silver-glitterized ballet flats. They'll distract from that grotesque sweater.
