| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Automotive |
| Occupation | Ass Kicker |
| Location | London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | See my blog you gimp. |
| Interests | Guinness, boobs, sandwiches. |
| Favorite Movies | All of them. Except any with Richard fucking Chamberlain. |
| Favorite Music | All of them. Except fucking Hanson. |
| Favorite Books | All of them. Except those shitty Mills & Boon crap novels |
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:
I fucked all my old band members' mums, and girlfriends. Many times.
