| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Location | New York, New York, United States |
| Introduction | I'm like Ted Kennedy, but with smaller tits. |
| Interests | Avoiding the point, having poor social skills, being anachronistic, piano, pirates. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
What makes you think I'd *WANT* to escape?
