Pisser
- Age: 34
- Astrological Sign: Scorpio
- Zodiac Year: Tiger
- Industry: Communications or Media
- Occupation: Preoccupation.
- Location: Los Derangeles : CA : Afghanistan
About Me
I aspire to someday work alone in a dark room with no loud, sudden noises. Then I will retire to the woods and only come out once a month to go to Whole Foods and bite people.
Chicken monkey shoes?
There are only three problems with that question: 1) chicken, 2) monkey, and 3) shoes. I hate feet and chicken feet are the worst feet in the animal kingdom.
Interests
- StoOpidity
- commercials
- ranting
- pants
- lack of pants
- badvertising
- coffee
- cheese
- cheese food product
- cat hair
- cat pee
- cat vomit
- cranky people
- your mother.
Favorite Movies
- THE WONDERFUL SEX LIFE OF THE DATE PALM TREE
- Silence of the Lambs
- Four Weddings and a Funeral
- Borat
- Spaceballs
- Angel Heart
- Clerks
- Little Miss Sunshine
- and Running With Scissors except for the part about the cat. And I hate Gwyneth Paltrow.
Favorite Music
Favorite Books
- Watership Down
- Alexander's Terrible
- Horrible
- No Good
- Very Bad Day
- I'M WITH THE BAND by Pamela Des Barres
- anything by George Saunders
- instruction manuals from IKEA ("you should be two people").
My Blogs |
Team Members |
| GRATUITOUS KITTENS | |
|---|---|
| Jinky, the Dog of a Hollywood Wife | Jinky |
| The Pissed Kitty Cometh |
