| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | A cunning manipulator, skilled plagiarist and fine purveyor of antiquated ephemera. |
| Interests | OMG! |
| Favorite Movies | Rushmore, Dawn of the Dead, Dr. Strangelove, Chasing Amy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kill Bill |
| Favorite Music | Okkervil River, Jeff Tweedy, Rolling Stones, Andrew Bird, Califone, The Shins |
| Favorite Books | Elephant Vanishes, Hard Boiled Wonderland, Nine Stories, Breakfast of Champions, Brave New World, Cages, Hellboy |
