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|Occupation||Customer Service Extraordinaire|
|Location||Las Vegas, NV, United States|
|Introduction||Being fat sucks. It's been my identity for as long as I can remember, and I'm ready for a change. I'm sick of the stigmas attached to being fat...the stares, the whispers, the giggling. I'm tired of being chastised by a society that accepts me as less than human simply because of my size. Life starts now. No more being ashamed of who I am.|
|Interests||Comedy, The Office, trashy reality TV, movies, music, kickin' it, things that are awesome, your mom, outer space, dinosaurs, the future, dick jokes, the c-word, texas, guys with big teeth, stupid movies, being lazy, run-on sentences, etc.|
|Favorite Movies||Dumb and Dumber, GoodFellas, Super Troopers, SuperBad, Anchorman, The Simpsons Movie, Blades of Glory, Reservoir Dogs, Four Rooms, Fight Club, Friday, Tommy Boy|
|Favorite Music||Foo Fighters, Green Day, Ben Folds Five, The Beatles, Heart, Fleetwood Mac, Joe Cocker, Bruce Springsteen, Amy Whinehouse, The Killers, Blink 182, Journey, Foreigner, Styx, Prince, Tom Petty, Weezer, Deathcab for Cutie|
|Favorite Books||Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Autobiographies by comedians.|
Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?
My brain says because it's green and expensive, but my heart says it's because it's the only melon that can get me to climax.