myrtle beached whale
- Age: 57
- Gender: Male
- Astrological Sign: Virgo
- Zodiac Year: Dragon
- Industry: Non-Profit
- Occupation: Beach Bum, Lousy Golfer, Professional Shit-Stirrer
- Location: Myrtle Beach : South Carolina : United States
About Me
57 years old. don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
I would wear clown shoes to complete the ensemble. No one looks at me anyway. I am not even certain why I was invited. I usually am not.
Interests
Favorite Movies
- My Cousin Vinny (I can watch it 100 times and still laugh)
- Sixth Sense (but I could only watch it twice. The second time was to see what clues I missed)
- all the Lethal Weapons
- all the Die Hards. Office Space
- Best of Show
- anything by Kevin Smith
- Judd Apatow
- the Coen or Farrelly Brothers. OK
- I am not deep.
Favorite Music
- Too broad to list. If you saw what was on my IPOD you would think I was either 18 or 75. I like Eminem and Pavarotti
- Hank Williams and Les Miserables.
Favorite Books
- both the Pattersons
- King
- Koontz
- Grisham
- Stan Lee. Pretentious people will list all kinds of literature
- but I read for enjoyment
- not as a cure for insomnia. I think Shakespeare was a hack. If you are looking for pretense
- you might want to look elsewhere. There is plenty to be found on here. There are many bloggers who write absolute crap and get praised to high heaven.
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