| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | Lawyer |
| Location | Alexandria, Virginia, United States |
| Introduction | Artistic visionary behind all of Sterling Archer's voicemail greeting messages |
| Interests | Sports, Music, Pop Culture, TV, Movies, Politics, International Relations, Hot Chicks |
| Favorite Movies | Too many to name but here are a few: The Big Lebowski, the complete Star Wars, LOTR trilogy, Bond, Indiana Jones, Inception, Pixar, Dark City, Matrix trilogy, Transformers 1, 2 and 3, Gladiator, Braveheart, Michael Clayton, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Animal House, Snatch, South Park The Movie, Super 8, Thor |
| Favorite Music | Phish, Radiohead, 311, Muse, Umphrey's McGee, Glee, Dr. Dre, 2PAC, String Cheese, Metallica, moe., Ben Folds, Oasis, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Foo Fighters |
| Favorite Books | The Great Gatsby, This Side of Paradise, John Le Carre, P.G. Wodehouse, Harry Potter, Heart of Darkness, Atlas Shrugged, Phillip Roth, One Day. |
Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?
"Why because you dress casual and sleep with a lot of guys?"
