| 性別 | 男性 |
|---|---|
| 職業 | Waiting for John |
| 紹介 | Whilst waiting for John I pass my time staring at screen-savers, reading ingredient lists and old phone books. I encourage spam mail and try to make friends with the spammers. I count tiles, bricks and tins of soup and enjoy the sound of lawnmowers. |
| 趣味 | Watching things:, dripping water, flies, rain, the postman, trains & buses, washing machines, microwaves, counting things:, tiles, bricks, cans of soup, hairs, verifying old shopping receipts, picking at wallpaper, Going to bingo with old people, Writing celebrity suicide notes |
| お気に入りの映画 | Computer screen-savers, spam advertisements, heart machine monitors, LCD displays |
| お気に入りの音楽 | Clocks, lawnmowers, lifts, traffic, running water, email alerts |
| お気に入りの本 | Spam mail, phone books, ingredient lists, electrical instruction manuals, Out of date timetables, barcodes, calendars, Free bingo cards |
