|Location||New York, New York, United States|
|Introduction||Like the little girl in Lilo and Stitch, only all grown up and a Florida Cracker. As for the rest, y'all will figure it out soon enough.|
|Interests||Learning, music, NASCAR, Tony Stewart, hockey, Pittsburgh Penguins, Witchcraft, Paganism, bisexuality, bisexual, biphobia, cooking, cocktails, comic strips, animals, cats, penguins, pandas, belly-dancing, swimming, surfing, LGBT, free expression, same-sex marriage, interior decorating, interior design, color|
|Favorite Movies||Lilo and Stitch, Roman Holiday, Love Actually, Old School, V for Vendetta|
|Favorite Music||Country, hip-hop, 80s New Wave, Sinead O'Connor, Gretchen Wilson, the Roots, M.I.A., Nirvana, N.E.R.D., Atmosphere, Jamey Johnson, Miranda Lambert|
|Favorite Books||The Personality Self-Portrait, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Vice Versa, Positive Magic, the Executive Mystic, Jambalaya, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood, Rubyfruit Jungle, Veronika Decides to Die|
You've broken up with your old band and are about to release your first solo album. Please write the liner notes:
"And all y'all can kiss my fat white ass!"