|Industry||Communications or Media|
|Introduction||I'm a hack writer in my mid-20s opining on anything and everything that intrigues, angers, or simply confuses me.|
|Interests||sports, music, politics, media, history|
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
"Dear Auntie: thanks for the new bong. Love, your favorite nephew."