McGannahan Skyjellyfetti
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I am a Racing Sea Horse Trader, Rebel Rabble Rouser, Planetary Ambassador, Terra Firma/Earth Welcoming Committee Chairman, Swaggering Swashbuckler Spaghetti Monster Pirate, Skimpy Bikini Inspector, Cosmic Astronaut and multi-dimensional Explorer, Psychic Psychedelic Guru, Light Bender, Private Third Eye Detective/Wizard, High Rolling Risk Taking Penny Pincher, Thrift Store Treasure Hunter (Cheap Wrangler), Loose Story Ending Tightener, Elvis Impersonator impersonator, Fortune Cookie Writer, Pet Detective, Animal Therapist and Dog Whisperer, Professional Wolf Whistler, Failing Marriage Counselor, Constitutional Oath-Keeper, Poisonous Snake Charmer, Betta-Siamese Fighting Fish Referee, Professional Gigolo, Rodeo Cowboy Dude, Prehistoric Virus Fossil Hunter, Bed Tester, Whiskey Ambassador, Researcher of Talmud Terror and Ashkenazi Historian, Weed Farmer, Mental Mind Hallucinatory Image Artist, Practitioner of Alternative Medicine and Sex Therapy, Gerbil Wheel Calibrator, Blindfolded Cave Explorer, Undercover Third Eye Clown, Sperm Bank Donor, Political Heckler, Psychic Pizza Delivery driver, Sit-down Comedian, Flea Circus Ring Master. Lead Staring Role in many a Woman’s Fantasies. |
| Interests | I am a Racing Sea Horse Trader, Rebel Rabble Rouser, Planetary Ambassador, Terra Firma/Earth Welcoming Committee Chairman, Swaggering Swashbuckler Spaghetti Monster Pirate, Skimpy Bikini Inspector, Cosmic Astronaut and multi-dimensional Explorer, Psychic Psychedelic Guru, Light Bender, Private Third Eye Detective/Wizard, High Rolling Risk Taking Penny Pincher, Thrift Store Treasure Hunter (Cheap Wrangler), Loose Story Ending Tightener, Elvis Impersonator impersonator, Fortune Cookie Writer, Pet Detective, Animal Therapist and Dog Whisperer, Professional Wolf Whistler, Failing Marriage Counselor, Submerged Submarine Screen Door Repairer, Submerged Submarine Screen Door Repairer, Wild Lion Tamer, bona fide true American Patriot (Old School/Pre-Fascism) |
| Favorite Music | Grateful Dead, JGB, Ratdog, Rythym Devils, Bob Dylan, Glen Miller, Doors, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Henry Mancini, Pink Floyd, Moody Blues, Steve Reich, Mike Oldfield, Leonard Cohen, Leon Redbone, Klaus Schultz, Jean Michel Jarre |