Sam
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | High school student, best friend, sister, and friendly neighborhood spaz. |
| Location | Connecticut |
| Introduction | I'm extremely flammable. |
| Interests | Improvement, Aesthetically pleasing things, Laughing so hard I cry, Relaxation, Finding the answer as to why I so often see just ONE shoe on the side of the highway |
| Favorite Books | The Phantom Tollbooth will forever be the winner. |