Elbow P. Murderpants
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Broadleaf Insect |
| Location | Dallas, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | Intellect of a shelf ornament. Probably drunk. |
| Interests | Making Cool Jet-Plane Noises, Nincompoop Homages, Darts, Agitating... Well. |
| Favorite Movies | Raiders of the Lost Ark, Braveheart, Hustler Triple X, How to install your Avanti Beer Tap, Kingdom of Heaven. |
| Favorite Music | The Whining Pig Trio, Nat King Cole, James Taylor, The Clash, Barney And The Purple Penisaurs, The Stools, The Marked Men, The Hoarse But Cocksure Phillibusters |
| Favorite Books | Better than Sex - Hunter S. Thompson, Harry Potter and the Delicious Cake Stabbers, Barky Von Schnauzer Eats Another Cashier's Check: Part II. |