|Introduction||I can do several things adequately.|
|Interests||History, military conflicts, film, Lomography, travel, portions of society in which I am not welcome.|
|Favorite Movies||Yes, I have favorite movies. Hundreds of them.|
|Favorite Music||I have lots of favorite music. You know those guys who bang on empty stucco buckets? They're not among my favorite music.|
|Favorite Books||I reads the non-fiction a lot, history and travel mostly, but I also like the Haruki Murakami and old espionage potboilers when it comes to fiction.|
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
The orange wooly jumper will be my shoes. The rest of me shall be boldly naked as was intended by nature!