| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Comedy Writer/Stand-Up Comedian |
| Location | Cambridge, MA, United States |
| Introduction | My sole interest in life is to get Jennifer Love Hewitt to pose for Playboy. Really, it's quite a noble cause and occupies most of my time. I guess I also skewer pop culture and the news, but really it all goes back to JLH. |
| Interests | Do you really need to ask? |
| Favorite Movies | Can't Hardly Wait, The Tuxedo, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Heartbreakers, Citizen Kane |
| Favorite Music | Kids Incorporated songs, Soundtrack from I Can't Hardly Wait |
| Favorite Books | Do magazines count? |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
I'll warm you.
