| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Communications or Media |
| Occupation | Radio D.J. |
| Location | In my pants, Freecountry, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a radio DJ currently between stations. I also am highly ADD. That's good to keep in mind. I led the league in 3-pointers during the year that I fantasized I was in the NBA, and my jersey (Miami Heat #15) shot up to an all-time NBA memorabilia sales high of $437.95. I currently have several books in the works, including "We Can See Raccoons and 2,297 Other Reasons You Shouldn't Try To Figure Out What Your Station's Call Letters Stand For," "Liberals and Other Flukes of Evolution," and an updated version of my New York Times #1 Best-Seller "Why Buffy and Angel Fansites Make Baby Jesus Cry." I am also notorious for having way too much free time on my hands for anyone's good. Also, I believe you have my stapler. |
| Interests | radio, computers, the Internet, cartography |
| Favorite Movies | Hook, Doom House, Old School, Office Space, Batman Begins, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan |
| Favorite Music | rap, dance, pop, R&B, rock, reggae, reggaeton |
| Favorite Books | The Chronicles of Narnia |
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
Lots of Axe body spray.
