Mag Lite
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Super Frikkin Hero |
| Introduction | I am a denizen of the night. I illuminate the darkness in which crime thrives. In my right hand I hold Justice, in my left hand I hold Truth, and my backback is full of the batteries known as Freedom. I. Am. Mag Lite! |
| Interests | Bludgeoning, Stopping evildoers, following in the footsteps of the Batman |
| Favorite movies | E. T., Lord of the Rings, None of that stinking poo that is Batman. |
| Favorite music | Anything with a good beat that I can dance to |
| Favorite books | Flashlight repair for dummies, Idiots Guide to Crime fighting |
Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
Well, pennies have a metalic tang to them, and so do the batteries in my flashlights, and for the record, I didn't lose the tooth, buddy!