I’m an American living in Berlin, Germany. Although I’m lovin’ it in about 1,500 ways it is a shame how I got here. You see I’m a lesbian, and right now America isn’t very friendly to gays and lesbians that want to get married. My heart found a really special woman who just happened to live across the pond. If either she or I had a penis it would have been a minor thing… $65 and some paperwork and we would have been together. But since we’re both women there was no way for her to immigrate to America short of an act of Congress. We tried what we could, spent some fruitless money and gave up trying to get her to America. It’s really sad though. So many do-nothing, lazy people crossing the borders illegally to suck from the American teat, and I can’t get my highly-trained, hard-working girlfriend to America.
