| Occupation | Writer |
|---|---|
| Location | Physically: Michigan, Emotionally: Oregon, Cerebrally: A Gutter near you, United States |
| Introduction | I write books from my bathtub and blog in my basement. For a full bio on the 3 faces of me, check out the tab. As for the shenanigans around here... lots on writing, some life... mostly I just want to encourage you to play with me. Silliness abounds. Facebook: Hart Johnson Twitter: hartjohnson |
| Interests | Writing, Naked World Domination, Misattributing |
| Favorite Movies | Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail; Princess Bride; Lord of the Rings; Gone With the Wind; |
| Favorite Music | I'm relatively flexible, but prefer the louder, non-pop stuff. |
| Favorite Books | War and Peace, Skinny Legs and All, Poisonwood Bible, Pillars of the Earth, Harry Potter (the whole lot of 'em), Les Miserables, Mists of Avalon, Fountainhead |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
Put on the music, crack the whip and make it dance like I like. It will take its own peel off.
