|Location||Physically: Michigan, Emotionally: Oregon, Cerebrally: A Gutter near you, United States|
|Introduction||I write books from my bathtub and blog in my basement. For a full bio on the 3 faces of me, check out the tab. As for the shenanigans around here... lots on writing, some life... mostly I just want to encourage you to play with me. Silliness abounds. Facebook: Hart Johnson Twitter: hartjohnson|
|Interests||Writing, Naked World Domination, Misattributing|
|Favorite Movies||Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail; Princess Bride; Lord of the Rings; Gone With the Wind;|
|Favorite Music||I'm relatively flexible, but prefer the louder, non-pop stuff.|
|Favorite Books||War and Peace, Skinny Legs and All, Poisonwood Bible, Pillars of the Earth, Harry Potter (the whole lot of 'em), Les Miserables, Mists of Avalon, Fountainhead|
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
Put on the music, crack the whip and make it dance like I like. It will take its own peel off.