FirstNations

• Age: 49
• Gender: Female
• Astrological Sign: Taurus
• Zodiac Year: Rat
• Industry: Non-Profit
• Occupation: GRANDMOTHER
• Location: Bananastan : Afghanistan

About Me

Red, raised white, blue state. 48, Bi, mother, grandmother, married, misuses prescription drugs, despises fundamentalism, despises conservatism, despises representational art. WALL THE BcWOnC LINE. You'll be sorry you didn't make Ina Mae Gaskin president, motherfuckers.

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

No! It looked like the Chupacabra! Then aliens dumped maple syrup on us! And giant robots attacked them with kung fu and they exploded and was ON FIRE! Then Chupacabra caught us in this radioactive mine which was all scary and shit but then we escaped! And in there was these huge maggots that glowed and they had all slime hanging out and they went 'Wghnnnnn'. Cause they were mutated.

Interests

• Non-fiction
• 1453-1519
• medieval art
• classical lit
• hard sf
• crap fiction
• gardening
• needlework
• boy-kissie-boy porn
• Venus Williams
• modern art
• street art
• cooking
• motorcycle touring
• bikers
• leather
• tequila
• tomatoes
• Opie
• his butt
• managed tech

Favorite Movies

• The Manchurian Candidate (original)
• La Bete (same)
• Spirited Away
• Dark City
• Wizard of Oz
• Boogie Nights
• City of Lost Children
• Alien 1
• anything Thin Man or Tracy and Hepburn
• True Grit
• The Shootist
• Harold and Maude
• The Day The Earth Stood Still
• Casino
• Deathproof
• Reservoir Dogs

Favorite Music

• John Lee Hooker
• Project Ars Nova
• Pavarotti
• Jimi Hendrix
• death metal
• Tibetan nose chant. NOTHING YODELLY.

Favorite Books

• THE DREAMQUEST OF UNKNOWN KADATH
• Ubik
• Papillon
• Brideshead Revisited
• Dracula
• Sherlock Holmes
• ersatz Sherlock Holmes; the finest example of which is The Beekeepers' Apprentice
• ZigZag
• Cruddy
• The Good Times are Killing Me
• The Strange Case of the Dog in the Night-Time
• Cold Comfort Farm
• I'll Buy It!
• Confessions of a Failed Southern Lady
• Paper Moon...

My Blogs	Team Members
Unorthodox Juju
Paul. Because 'Paul' is a nice name.