Fireweed

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About me

Industry Chemicals
Occupation Taster
Location K-town, AK, U.S. Outlying Islands
Introduction When I am not currently modeling top fashion in New York, I work as a hand model for Vaseline in Kodiak. Sometimes they even pay me... but it's not about the money, it's art. In my down time I like to make scandalous claims about my international liasons, and hobnob with the Kodiak elite. (Whatever that means) I am working on a fictional account of my life including all of the crazy bastards who live here, by name.... I will have my revenge on ALL of you who made fun of me at band camp !!
Interests My current interests include small-town politics, native gaming, vaseline, and the mentally ill...fortunately they all go together.
Favorite Movies Tits 'n' Skatin', America Untitled, Garp, The Ali G show, Deliverance the Musical, Sophie's Choice.. and any vaseline commercials
Favorite Music Green Day, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, ELO, Loreena McKennitt, White Stripes, and Chopin's greatest Hits..and System of a Down
Favorite Books Chicken Soup for the Psychotic, Goosebumps (all of them), Marvel Comics, International Road Atlas, and the complete works of Charles Dickens

When you live here, how do you know if you're crazy?