peter

• Gender: Male
• Industry: Arts
• Occupation: Painter, mostly
• Location: Brooklyn and the Hudson Valley : NY : United States

About Me

Does my ass make these pants look big?

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Goshdarnit, just like Sarah Palin, also. You betcha!

Interests

• Walks on the beach
• picnics
• puppies
• auto-erotic asphyxiation

Favorite Movies

• Anything with that delightful Jim Carrey in it. Or is it Colin Farrell? I never can tell them apart.

Favorite Music

• When the voices in my head sing "yummy yummy yummy
• I've got love in my tummy"

Favorite Books

• Dianetics
• 30 days to a slightly less enormous backside
• the Yellow Pages

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