|Location||Hogwarts, Hartfordshire, United Kingdom|
|Introduction||I'm a black-hearted criminal who aspires to nonchalantly taking other people's hard-earned cash.|
|Interests||Bloodletting people for all that their worth.|
|Favorite Movies||Sons of Provo, RM, Truman Show, UHF, Clue, Rocky IV, Rocky 500, Star Wars III, Star Wars IV, Star Wars V, Star Wars VI, NOT Star Wars I-III|
|Favorite Music||THE WEIRD SISTERS, Motab, My Pandora URL, 89.5 FM, Whatever I Already Own|
|Favorite Books||BoM, Bible, PGP, D&C, The MegaMan Guide|
If you were Mark Hammil, would you cry more watching your own screaming at cloud city or during every painful moment of Hayden Christiansen's Star Wars performances?