| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | Parasite |
| Location | Hogwarts, Hartfordshire, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I'm a black-hearted criminal who aspires to nonchalantly taking other people's hard-earned cash. |
| Interests | Bloodletting people for all that their worth. |
| Favorite Movies | Sons of Provo, RM, Truman Show, UHF, Clue, Rocky IV, Rocky 500, Star Wars III, Star Wars IV, Star Wars V, Star Wars VI, NOT Star Wars I-III |
| Favorite Music | THE WEIRD SISTERS, Motab, My Pandora URL, 89.5 FM, Whatever I Already Own |
| Favorite Books | BoM, Bible, PGP, D&C, The MegaMan Guide |
If you were Mark Hammil, would you cry more watching your own screaming at cloud city or during every painful moment of Hayden Christiansen's Star Wars performances?
