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Introduction Aunt Ho is everyone's favorite aunt, the one who sends you awesome presents, makes you feel fine about padding your bra, and excuses you from school to go shopping. Right now, my chief duties as Aunt Ho consist of taking my martinis with at least three olives, shouting the worst obscenities I can think of at Bill O'Reilly from the other room in a fake Dorchester accent, and taking Meg's pit bulls for a run every few months. But I like to plan ahead (steal birth control). Watch it.