|Occupation||Editor, Socialite, Psychic|
|Location||The High Desert, 505, United States|
|Introduction||All events described herein are purely fiction. I swear on my sin. Images author's own or courtesy of GOOGLE Images Video images courtesy of youtube. BIG FAT DISCLAIMER I decided to start writing my autobiography, and some parts of this blog may be used in it. copyright.|
|Favorite Movies||Mulholland Drive, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Notorious, Heavenly Creatures, Grey Gardens (the original documentary), Places in the Heart, Cool World, Great Expectations (the modern version), Lost Highway, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the original), Vanilla Sky, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Black Stallion, Hellzapoppin, Harlan County USA, The Blob, Coal Miner's Daughter, Walk the Line, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Mexican, Beetlejuice, A League of Their Own, The Notorious Bettie Page, What Lies Beneath, Catch Me if You Can, No Country for Old Men, The Point, Brother Sun Sister Moon, There Will Be Blood, Night of the Living Dead, Style Wars, Swimming Pool, A Streetcar Named Desire, Henry and June, Shutter Island, The Emerald Forest, Falcon and the Snowman, Don't Bother to Knock, Niagra, Taps, Point Break, Doubt, The Buena Vista Social Club, Therese and Isabel, Angelheart, Idlewild, Edward Scissorhands, Basketball Diaries, Before Night Falls, Notorious, Psycho, Mona Lisa Smile, Cold Mountain, The Aviator, Slumdog Millionaire, Burn After Reading, Blue Crush .....and the Boardwalk Empire tv series|
|Favorite Music||funk, nu-funk, funk-a-dunk-a-doughnut, astrofunk, afrobeat, fado, 20's, 30's, 40's SWING, big band, good ol git-down bootyshake tunes, soulshaker music that makes ya feet move, HOUSE! soul music, whatever the hell cumbia is, music of my heart, disco, electro, techno, gimme some goth in the basement in november when you smoke your clove, bagpipes, orchestra, (quartets, piano duets, classical acoustic instruments et. al. I tend to go for the old, dead composers) I hate when people put STEP on the end of a genre, like dubSTEP or IndoragaSTEP or w/e but they do it, and sometimes I listen to it, but generally not, especially if it includes those electronic farting noises. And I like Elvis.|
Your hand has been replaced by a rubber stamp. What does it say?
"replicates may deviate from Original in substantial and insubstantial ways"