mohita

My blogs

Gender	Female
Location	New Delhi, India
Introduction	I know I am at least one-light year behind Indian Standard Time in starting off this blog. I am a highly paranoid, self-destructive, cynical and offensive species. I come in a usually extra-large size t-shirt with a navy blue jeans. I despise bearded women, women who discuss ‘palloo ka design’ in public transport, women who accepts ‘frandships’ on orkut/facebook, women who make for trophy wives, women who inquire if I have a Boyfrand?, women who break into a ‘dharm bhrasht ho jayega mode’ the moment they overhear the word liquor, women who drink diet coke and un-cheesy burgers, women who ask guys ‘tumhe mujhme kya acha lagta hai’ and mostly passionately I loathe women with size-zero. Coming to the weaker-sex, the Male species (I told you I offend) I feel men with unsteady-elbow disorder in public transport shall be treated by trauma surgeons, , Mukesh Ambani’s private planes shall be hijacked, Vijay Mallya’s unsold stock shall be looted, Lalit Modi shall write an autobiography instead of cartons of replies, Jairam Ramesh should get a hair-cut, Pronoy Roy shall take an early retirement and hand over the reins to me and Shashi Tharoor shall get a life-time achievement award.