Derek Johnson

About Me

I don't believe in ghosts...I don't believe in vampires...I don't believe in demons, angels, astrology, werewolves, JFK conspiracy theories, Feng shui, utopias, God, Satan, pyramid power, Freud, Marx, Buddha, prayer, the power of positive thinking, poltergeists, reincarnation, UFO's, Bigfoot, grapho-analysis, whole grain cereals, Jesus, Patsy Ramsey's innocence, an afterlife or...fill in the blank...I may believe in the Beatles. The jury's still out on that. But I definitely do not believe in Yoko. I am, in John Keats's words, "...certain of nothing but the holiness of the Heart's affections and the truth of Imagination." -- Dan Simmons

You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:

I've folded my tongue into an origami feather.

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s1ngularity::cri... Gabriel gabe chouinard Adam Trent Bob Alan Lattimore
Dark Forces Book Group Paul Benjamin Rick Klaw Peggy Hailey Alan J. Porter Jeff Barnes Erik Paul Miles