The Objectivist Viking

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Gender Male
Location Santa Cruz, California, United States
Introduction Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.
Interests Reading, writing, photography, listening to and playing music, rain, night, eating meat, not smoking weed, not watching television or listening to the radio, women with red hair, lifting weights, Warhammer 40K, firearms, swords, weapons, challenging myself, conversation, winning, living, the ocean, nature, forests, metal
Favorite Movies Hot Fuzz, Predator, Amelie, UHF, Aliens, Babel, Big Fish, Die Hard, The Transporter 2, Conan the Barbarian, Pi, Blade Runner
Favorite Music Cannibal Corpse, Nine Inch Nails, Rick Astley, Spastic Ink, Meshuggah, Mats/Morgan Band, Behold... The Arctopus, Arkona, Wintersun, TYR, uneXpect
Favorite Books Clive Cussler, Redwall series, Machiavelli, The Peloponnesian War, The Poetic Edda, The Prose Edda, The Bible, survival manuals, Shakespeare, The White Nile, The Blue Nile, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Sherlock Holmes

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

"Thanks for the syrup dispenser. It will be invaluable when I journey to Macedonia, as such things are their local currency. I could probably live like a king there with what you gave me, but I hear the women are atrocious. Perhaps I will one day use your gift in a way you intended, as I am currently living right next to a dumpster behind an IHOP."