|Occupation||Things and stuff|
|Introduction||Writer at http://www.pennlive.com/, http://www.mamapop.com/, http://www.josetteplank.com/|
|Interests||Acting, writing, drinking, sleeping, reading, feeling frantic|
|Favorite Music||Honestly, I like everything except Jimmy Buffet, especially as played soley with steel drums and pan flute.|
|Favorite Books||Anything Bill Bryson, the dictionary, my thesaurus, other stuff that makes me laugh or go "Hmmmmmmmmmm...." or "No WAY!", I generally don't like books that make me say, "Now where the heck am I going to find THAT ingredient?"|
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?