|Occupation||Stand Up Philosopher|
|Location||Midland, Michigan, United States|
|Introduction||So it hit me like a ton of bricks... I'm graduating... In this economy???|
|Interests||Politics, food and wine, imported and microbrew beers, the ladies, boating, traveling, tennis, tea-partays.|
|Favorite Movies||Where do I begin.... The classics.... Naked Gun 1, 2 1/2 and 33 1/2, Airplane 1 and 2, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Meaning of Life and Brian), Blazing Saddles, History of the World Part I, Wag the Dog, Grosse Pointe Blank, etc, etc....|
|Favorite Music||I'm all over on this one...|
|Favorite Books||Anything by a conservative author.|
When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
Nope, I guess if I had left my soggy cookies in the milk then it may resemble the moon, with craters of course.