|Introduction||A self-proclaimed sesquipedalian, I'm a grammar snob and a lover of iced coffee. I wear funky socks and am the type of person that ends a story with: "...Yeah, you had to be there."|
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Scream. Loudly. Some cute fireman will come get me. :) I'll reward him with the goat and slinky.