Whiskeymarie

• Gender: Female
• Occupation: pretending to know stuff
• Location: MN : United States

About Me

Socially retarded. Big hands. Can't punctuate. Monkey lover. Good cook. Snappy dresser. Often intoxicated. Hates socks.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dearest Aunt Martha- I love the cock. XOXO Your Favorite Niece

Interests

• toes
• squirrels
• underpants
• hair.