| Industry | Education |
|---|---|
| Occupation | UFT Sergeant at Arms |
| Introduction | I make over 107K per year. eat yer hearts out, you teachers! All those who do not tow the line--be prepared to face me! |
| Interests | money, cloying stilted prose, torturing small animals, seeking revenge against my enemies |
| Favorite Movies | I hate movies. Unless Le Gran Fromage likes them, in which case, so do I. |
| Favorite Music | I hate music, except the music Le Gran Fromage likes. |
| Favorite Books | I enjoy long, endless diatribes about topics no one else is interested in. |
Lionesses have no manes. How do they know when they've grown up?
When they snag themself a "mine main" Do you get it? I was doing an accent thing there. Pretty funny, huh?
