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Gender Female
Occupation writer
Location Boulder Creek, California, United States
Introduction In a perfect world, I'd have a sparkly unicorn rocket pony that shits frozen margaritas. Instead I have a great family, too many animals, and a day job that takes up a lot of my brain. Follow me on Twitter at www.twitter.com/junglemonkey
Interests writing, reading, podcasting, religion, talking to strangers, chickens

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

Once there was a frog. He looked in his mirror all day, moaning that he was bald. One day, a woman was passing the pond and the wind snatched the wig off her head and blew it into the frog's hole. The frog reached out a tentative flipper to touch the long locks. "You are the most beautiful creature I've ever seen," he said, and married the wig on the spot. The two lived happily ever after.