Italian-American Princess
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Mischief |
| Location | Western Massachusetts, United States |
| Introduction | At DSW and Sephora, I'm not a kid in a candy store. I'm a drug addict in the LAPD Evidence Room. If you're looking for Italian-American Princess blog access, e-mail me and I'll hook you up. |
| Interests | sarcasm, Italian swear words, shoe sales, caffeine, silliness, being a wiseass, naps, misanthropy |
| Favorite movies | Office Space, Pulp Fiction, Legally Blonde, Old School, Accepted |
| Favorite music | I listen to everything, although lately I've been listening to a lot of cheesy 90s rap and R&B (think Shaggy, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, SWV...) |
| Favorite books | Girl by Blake Nelson, the Shopaholic series, the Harry Potter series, anything by Ann Coulter, anything by Pat Buchanan, Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder, anything by Laurie Notaro, anything by Jen Lancaster |
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
No, I worry that my contact lenses will float away.