I'm a transplanted Cuban-American living in the hinterlands of Belgium (in Flanders, actually--Belgium is so federated it almost ceases to be a real country). Right now, I'm trying to learn Dutch, figure out how to live in a very foreign country with the shittiest weather possible, and figure out what I am supposed to be doing with the rest of my life. I think I'm going to be a writer and a computer security geek (used to do that for banks).