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About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Student
Location New Britain, CT, United States
Introduction Marissa Blaszko! (trademark pending) is a full time English lit and fine art student at CCSU. At 18, she has already begun writing, photographing, and designing professionally, but hopes to do abandon her life of empty academic achievement for that of a hipristocrat. In her spare time she enjoys zombie movies, pina coladas, punk, and street art.
Interests literature, photography, fine art, journalism, academia, college life, punk, film, philosophy, politics, peace, design, DIY, web 2.0, travel, news, social networking, technology, lolCats, academipunk, body modification, feminism, pina coladas, zombies, b-movies, street art, anarchy, human rights, socialism, academipunk, reading, writing, gadgets, dead baby jokes, hair dye, the colour purple purple
Favorite Movies Life Is Beautiful, La Vita è Bella, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I Heart Huckabees, Fido, Shawshank Redemption, Dr. Strangelove, Untamed Youth, Punk Rock Holocaust, Mean Girls, Grind, Planet Terror, Bubba Hotep, O Brother Where Art Thou, Run Lola Run, The Big Lebowski
Favorite Books Ariel, Slaughterhouse Five, Road to Miltown, Lamb, The Feminine Mystique, Straight Man, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Meaning of Wife, 1984, Brave New World, Animal Farm, Very Bad Poetry

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

There once was a frog who dreamed of making a difference. But after years of hard work and persistence, the frog ended up teaching at a state school, got tenured, lost interest, stared balding, and got a wig. END.