Whatever I write is going to sound crazy but here goes... rampant creativity combined with more than a dash of cynicism and dislike of reality, all presented in a scrawny size 6 package with a face that was once often compared with that of Winnie from The Wonder Years, but more recently was likened to an Indonesian princess*. Not any particular princess, just a generic one. From that brilliant description I expect everyone to recognise me and to get stopped in the street every five minutes.
*I am not actually Indonesian!!!
