Skeptik Sinikian

Gender: Male
Occupation: Professional Skeptic
Location: Glendale : California : United States

About Me

Skeptik was born somewhere in the Western Hemisphere. The exact location of his birthplace is classified & only available to members of the U.N. Security Council for extreme emergencies or an alien invasion. Raised by revolutionary separatist dolphins off the coast of Mexico, Skepo was adopted by a Portuguese fishing boat captain. Before the age of 5, Skepo taught himself to read/write in 7 languages including but not limited to Canadian, Australian, American & English. He is the defending champion for Full Contact Scrabble and Tae Kwon Do Charades. His hobbies include reverse mountain climbing (being lifted by helicopter to the top of a mountain & walking down) & translating Armenian idioms directly to English (Par example: He ironed my head!) Sinikian is a visiting professor of culinary philosophy at the Artashat College of Khorovadz where he is completing his post-doctorate study on the benefits of eating pork vs. chicken. His previous works include "Grilled Eggplants: The Building Block of Ikra." Skeptik is not married. No one has stolen his heart but he is willing to lease it with option to buy. Offer not valid in Montana, Hawaii or Tujunga, California.