The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
There once was a frog who wanted nothing more in this world than to be a drag queen. Not just any drag queen, but a dancing, singing, net stalking, La Cage Aux Awesomeness. He had the legs for it, but his noggin' was another story. For you see, he was bald, and everyone knew that the great drag queens had fabulous hair...
