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About me

Gender Female
Location Indiana, United States
Introduction I am married to my Darling Husband, and gained a great stepson in the bargain. Together we have two miniature schnauzers (Trent & Sophie), a part border collie/squirrel mix dog (Gracie), and two tanks of fish currently dying off at an alarming rate. I am a fan of Dilbert, The Far Side, Close to Home, Fox Trot, and Baby Blues comics. I want to be a (published) author when I grow up. I tried it about ten years ago, but I had no idea what I was doing then. Naturally I thought I'd give it another shot now that I'm married, a step-mom and working more. And if you really are what you eat ... I'm in big trouble. Probably growing a second and third belly button was we speak. Hey, is that creme filling?
Interests Movies, writing, comedy, and urban legends.
Favorite Movies Princess Bride, Man From Snowy River, Singing in the Rain, Star Wars, Armageddon, The Usual Suspects, Marx Brothers Movies (but not the 3 Stooges), The Blues Brothers, His Girl Friday, Indiana Jones.
Favorite Music Diverse interests from Broadway to AC/DC, Oldies to Modern Rock, Classical to American Idol.
Favorite Books Gentle Rogue by Johanna Lindsay, Deep Waters by Jayne Ann Krentz, Seduction/Ravished etc by Amanda Quick, Ten Big Ones by Janet Evanovich, Welcome to Temptation by Jennifer Crusie, my thesaurus.

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Carefully.