| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | slacker |
| Location | San Antonio, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm all old and stuff. |
| Interests | Cats, Eternal Darkness, Civilization IV, Boggle, Text Twist, Linguistics, dental hygiene, Resident Evil 4, knitting, guitar, singing, crochet, the Legend of Zelda |
| Favorite Movies | Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander, Mystery Men, Princess Bride, Shaun of the Dead, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Muppet Treasure Island, Three Amigos, Pulp Fiction |
| Favorite Music | The Yellow Monkey, Queen, The Beatles, Nichole Nordeman, Neko Case, The Newsboys, Doobie Brothers |
| Favorite Books | Les Miserables, Crime and Punishment, America (the Book), What's Michael?, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, anything Discworld |
