Wooly House

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Sucka Foo'
Location Anytown, USA
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Introduction Born to a proud but God-fearing couple in Central Minnesota, "The 'House"- as he is desperately trying to get people to call him- is a trivial man. Acting as his own lawyer in a series of failed civil lawsuits, he met, fell in love with, married and mated with some girl. Now in his mid-to-early-late-20s, he spends his waking hours trying in vain to make people laugh. He also collects junk mail of the rich and famous, badmouths kittens behind their backs, and hates racial injustice.
Interests Corn dogs and comedy. In that order. The “Bicycle Man” episode of Diff’rent Strokes is my muse in comedy.
Favorite Movies Not gay porn, that's for sure.
Favorite Music Steve Burns and "Weird Al" Yankovich
Favorite Books Pop-Up Bible