Laura DiMinno
- Age: 252
- Gender: Female
- Astrological Sign: Taurus
- Zodiac Year: Rat
- Occupation: SAHM
- Location: United States
About Me
I am a fat slob who has cottage cheese in every crevice. You ought to see me try and wipe my own ass. It's a sight, I tell ya! I wish I had a butt washer that reached because I'm kind of tired of people in the grocery store saying I smell like ass.
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
A casserole. But sometimes when I make people food, I end up eating it all before it gets to them. I like to get my FEEDBAG ON.
Interests
Favorite Movies
- I'm
- at
- the
- grocery
- store
- every
- day.
- My
- poor
- husband
- has
- to
- work
- 4
- jobs
- just to keep
- me fed.
- At work
- they call
- him "Belly."
Favorite Music
- Anything
- that
- keeps
- my
- heart
- rate
- down.
- I'm
- a
- controlling
- bitch
- and
- I
- get
- all
- heated
- up
- easily.
- And
- heated_up-fat-ass
- doesn't
- smell
- good
- .
