A.R. Lyons

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Gender	Female
Location	Colorado, United States
Introduction	Too ugly for LA, too dumb for New York. Group home worker/wannabe writer/spinster/future crazy cat lady.
Interests	Snake handling, Pentecostal tent revivals, funeral customs, Saint Christina the Astonishing, Appalachian history
Favorite Music	Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Neko Case, Leonard Cohen, Charlie Feathers, The Reverend Horton Heat, Blind Willie Johnson, Wanda Jackson

All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?

What is this "address book" that you speak of? How can pages fall out of my cell phone? *cough*